“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER
This makes me feel super bubbly
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
thats the best comparison ever
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Are you guys playing a card game or engaging in some kind of Satanic ritual?
Probably a bit of both.
This is Yu-Gi-Oh!
Of course it’s both.
in this screencap I believe it is literally both
THIS IS FROM TOOLANGI FOREST ABOUT AN HOUR AWAY FROM MY HOUSE
Please DON’T BUY REFLEX PAPER
Support The Wilderness Society to continue their campaign to stop old growth logging in Victoria
Toolangi forest is one of the most carbon neutralising forests on the planet
It’s also home to lots of endangered species such as the Leadbeater Possum
This one of the largest old growth forests left and Reflex paper is behind is horrific destruction
If you want to give this forest a chance please visit The Wilderness Society’s website
"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"